ad astra per aspera

to the stars through difficulty

Dec 15, 2009 12:15am

stupidest thing ever.

i turn in my french rough draft. it is crap and only 1/3 of the way done because i was working on final projects that were due before the final version was due. i deservedly get a 60. fine.

i work like mad on the final draft. it is the required length. it has everything i need. i freaking owned my argument (in another language, mind you). it is beautiful. i get an 86 on it. fine.

my final grade on it is a 73. wtf?! seriously. NOT OKAY. NOT OKAY AT ALL! laskjfioqwjefa;ldfs

Dec 13, 2009 11:47pm

i’m making lavender ice cream right now! yay! thanks to glynnis for the recipe!

Dec 13, 2009 11:03pm

semi-constructive-criticism:

Combine Anna’s love for cats and Greg’s love for zombies and my love for more zombies and dance music and you get this youtube video.

oh my gahhh! this is a perfect combination… however… i’m not sure how i feel about cat destruction…

Dec 13, 2009 1:44pm

dear old navy, your skinny jeans are made of lies. love, anna

Dec 13, 2009 2:31am
Dec 11, 2009 12:20am
Dec 11, 2009 12:17am

let it be known: my hatred for martha stewart is out weighed by my love love love for seth meyers. and roberto cavalli is pretty entertaining too.

Dec 9, 2009 11:48pm
lindsey- you’ve created a monster. i want basically all of the frank gehry collection. omg. i may very well order this ring within the next 6 months… who knows?!

lindsey- you’ve created a monster. i want basically all of the frank gehry collection. omg. i may very well order this ring within the next 6 months… who knows?!

Dec 9, 2009 8:50pm

Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper Englishman

thefrogman:

“We must acquire a larger vessel.”
- Jaws

“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.”
- Snakes on a Plane

“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.”
- Die Hard 1,2,3,4

“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.”
- Planet of the Apes

“There is a herptile in my western footwear!”
- Toy Story

“I shall return.”
- Every Arnold Schwarzenegger movie

“I am now fully versed in the combat stylings of “Kung Fu.”
- The Matrix

“I do wish I could cease committing acts of sodomy unto your delightful buttocks.”
- Brokeback Mountain

“My dearest apologies Captain, I have configured this vessel to it’s maximum efficiency. Alas, if you wish me to attempt to defy the laws of physics, I shall increase my efforts.”
- various Star Trek movies and episodes

“Does Marsellus Wallace match the appearance of a female canine? Then why is it, good sir, that you are attempting to have coital relations with him, as if he were a female canine?”
- Pulp Fiction

“I do not believe that is an orbiting planetary body, but in fact a massive facility constructed exclusively for use in space.”
-Star Wars: A New Hope

“Oh dear. I do believe that when we dined on this soylent green, the main ingredient was in fact human beings. In its defense, twas better than English food.”
- Soylent Green

“I say to thee honestly milady, I am an indifferent.”
- Gone With the Wind

“It’s an elaborate ruse!”
- Return of the Jedi

“Miss Scarlett, I regret to inform you that I am uneducated in the field of obstetrics.”
- Gone With the Wind

“Fare thee well, infant.”
- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Did you get them all? Have any to add?

potentially one of the best things ever.

Dec 9, 2009 2:04am
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