top model announces all-star season →
i’m not even going to bother trying to pretend that i’m not excited about this.
in which i never again drive in tornadic weather
i thought i was going to die, and i had a friend in the car. she came with me to run some errands because i asked her to, and i was sure that we were going to die, and it was going to be my fault. and my dad called to make sure i was okay, and i said i was, and then he pocket-dialed me, and i answered, but he didn’t say anything, so i hung up and redialed, and then he answered and asked if i...
Small Mississippi Town Defeats The Westboro... →
i love anyone who hates the wbc.
gossip girl interrupted by power outage power outage interrupted by fire alarm find pants in my pitch black room walk downstairs barefoot stay outside for 15 minutes walk up 8 flights of stairs resume gossip girl in a state of mild panic
never crosscheck your pet’s symptoms on the internet. it will always end in tears.
i’m pretty sure that everyone is in this video. everyone.
we only sing adele if we are adele or we are alone...
we do not sing adele if we are not in one of those unique situations. i’m looking at you, glee.
slytherinclaw: 781-452-4077 this thing is awesome. fo real real.
i keep this on my ipod, and it never fails to make...
either the people in the room above me are having sexy times, or they’re having a ‘drop heavy stuff on the floor’ party.
look at me. i’ve had a terrible day, and i’ve not had any alcoholic...
glenn beck ending show on fox →
this is the real reason the weather was so nice today!!!
dear new roommate, (pt. 2)
please do not come very close to me and then proceed to tell me that you have the flu and that you have spent the entire weekend contaminating the apartment. yours, anna