May 2011
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April 2011
32 posts
top model announces all-star season →
i’m not even going to bother trying to pretend that i’m not excited about this.
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in which i never again drive in tornadic weather
i thought i was going to die, and i had a friend in the car. she came with me to run some errands because i asked her to, and i was sure that we were going to die, and it was going to be my fault. and my dad called to make sure i was okay, and i said i was, and then he pocket-dialed me, and i answered, but he didn’t say anything, so i hung up and redialed, and then he answered and asked if i...
Small Mississippi Town Defeats The Westboro... →
i love anyone who hates the wbc.
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midnight cardio:
gossip girl interrupted by power outage
power outage interrupted by fire alarm
find pants in my pitch black room
walk downstairs barefoot
stay outside for 15 minutes
walk up 8 flights of stairs
resume gossip girl in a state of mild panic
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never crosscheck your pet’s symptoms on the internet. it will always end in tears.
Watchi’m pretty sure that everyone is in this video. everyone.
we only sing adele if we are adele or we are alone...
we do not sing adele if we are not in one of those unique situations. i’m looking at you, glee.
hogwarts voicemail
slytherinclaw:
781-452-4077
this thing is awesome. fo real real.
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i keep this on my ipod, and it never fails to make...
either the people in the room above me are having sexy times, or they’re having a ‘drop heavy stuff on the floor’ party.
“look at me. i’ve had a terrible day, and i’ve not had any alcoholic...”
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glenn beck ending show on fox →
this is the real reason the weather was so nice today!!!
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dear new roommate, (pt. 2)
please do not come very close to me and then proceed to tell me that you have the flu and that you have spent the entire weekend contaminating the apartment.
yours,
anna
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