June 2010
25 posts
i really think grilling mango was one of my best...
it tastes like* awesome.
*this is not a valley girl “like.” grilled mango tastes the same as awesome tastes.
May 2010
31 posts
there was just a tiny green grasshopper dancing on...
he was swaying back and forth. then it started to tickle, and i screamed, and he ran away.
UPDATED: Megan Fox Dropped From 'Transformers 3' →
well… something tells me that this one won’t be as popular as the other megan fox and the robots movies…
i’ve added an ask link. why not…
nearly average in most ways
– be still my heart; i think i’ve found what i want for my epitaph (probably not really though.). this was the title of someone’s vacation rental review, and i don’t think i could find it any funnier. they went on to describe how much they hated the place, but they still gave it 3...
things that i have recently remembered i'm quite...
parallel parking (especially on the left hand side of the road)
packing breakables (i once packed a rather fragile thai tea set that withstood abuse from the baggage people at o’hare)
procrastinating
not getting lost while driving in places i’m unfamilliar
Happy belated star wars day everyone!
semi-constructive-criticism:
May the 5th be with you?
well, it is cinco de mayo, so maybe it should be “may the fifth of tequila be with you”… or maybe not. who knows?
i just updated my poor, old external hard drive. it originally had 250 gb. yesterday it had 28 gb of free space. now it has less than 1.5 gb of free space. at least it’s aged gracefully so far.
couch cushion architecture; a critical analysis →
part 1 & part 2
these are brilliant
i went grocery shopping yesterday,
and by grocery shopping, i mean, i went shopping for clothes with my grocery money…
whoopsie. :)