redbox is my friend now. because it gives me movies when i give it money...– another awesome text from my brother.
mondrian continues to work with squares forever and ever and ever and...– art history strikes again!
they’re dreamy! I ALSO WENT TO THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!– art history prof making fun of a girl in my class for thinking vampire weekend cute.
what exactly is a tapestry? only the awesomest kind of art ever.– once again, my art history professor is (in her own words) totally boss.
Y’know, I blame Beyoncé for everything that go wrongs in my life. It’s somethin’...– Project Runway’s Anthony Williams (via deliberatepace) i SO loved anthony.
can i transfer to the job with the cool dragons?– my dad via text. i have no idea what this means, but i’m in full support.
i’m making pigs-in-a-blanket without the blanket… and with cheese– another awesome text from my brother.
if i go to another estate sale that won’t take a freaking check, i’m going to rip out somebody’s jugular. seriously.
Ellen just kissed Seacrest and told him he “didn’t have a...– another awesome text from my brother.
mean girls is on. but so is the parent trap (lindsay lohan version). WHAT TO WATCH?
we’re not supposed to eat people we love. that’s just a thing,...– my “lazy teacher who forgets to look up shit” art history teacher. that’s what she just said about herself. she cracks me up.
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woah. oh my gosh. this is awesome.
hardwire- metric itunes has been kind to my ears...
it’s times like this that i remember that i’m still a little afraid of the dark.
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semi-constructive-criticism: It is doubly important that you click on this, Anna. HOW DID HE KNOW I HAD RICE FOR DINNER?! ugh. i can’t stand him.
at one time in my life, i owned 3 copies of donnie darko.
mtv is a strange thing. apparently “this is a stick up” warrants editing, but whore and bitch are fine… this is strange…
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boycrywolf: (via fengbang) this is amazing yes!
kelsadee: Winter Song; Sara Barielles &...
reasons why i hate my sinus doctor:
1. last week he told me my sinuses were perfectly fine. 2. i am currently ill. with a killer sinus infection. 3. it is my spring break. 4. my nose doesn’t have an off switch. 5. he always sounds like he’s yelling. he scares me.
you should go have something healthy. like fruit drink or coffee.– my art history professor is so entertaining.
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this is not going well for me… my teacher thinks that watercolor can’t be layered. i’m just smiling and nodding… and not really listening… whoops…
what happens when we discuss art related things in...
teacher: how would you describe those colors?
dumb girl in my class: they make me think of watercolors.
my thoughts: MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE WATERCOLORS YOU DUMB GIRL.
drunkest olympics to date? →
“it’s like the infield at the kentucky derby.” “it’s been a two-week tailgate… and this is like the dante’s inferno version of tailgating.”