"swift’s abilities as a storyteller and songwriter make her a natural for writing cards"
so does this mean that i can buy a card that says something like “you were a sucky boyfriend, and i’m going to tell all of your friends that you’re gay because i hate you and you’re a dick”? or will it be more like “OMG. it’s your birthday. you should totally wear your sparkly sequin dress”? either way, i’m definitely buying the entire line…
“i’m about to go all chris brown on my crackwhore professor… because she is a freakin idiot… not talking “so smart she is stupid” or “someone’s umbilical deprived them of oxygen”… i’m talking nancy grace on fox news stupid… and its pissing me off… this lady is too stupid… and too ugly… to be a stripper.”—another awesome text from my brother
i would be a cat man, but i’m allergic to cats. I would be a dog man, but i’m allergic to dogs. what does that make my future? grim. what does that make me in 20 years? alone. maybe i’ll get a fish….they suck.
get a hairless cat. or a bichon frisé. they’re both hypoallergenic. or a frog.