ad astra per aspera

to the stars through difficulty

Nov 7, 2009 4:30pm
“ i’m about to go all chris brown on my crackwhore professor… because she is a freakin idiot… not talking “so smart she is stupid” or “someone’s umbilical deprived them of oxygen”… i’m talking nancy grace on fox news stupid… and its pissing me off… this lady is too stupid… and too ugly… to be a stripper. ” - another awesome text from my brother
Nov 5, 2009 11:23pm
my best friend in the whole wide world sent me this. :) a glittery, dressed-up cat. she knows me so well. AND the stamp was the only kind of twilight i’m interested in: THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

my best friend in the whole wide world sent me this. :)

a glittery, dressed-up cat. she knows me so well.

AND the stamp was the only kind of twilight i’m interested in: THE TWILIGHT ZONE.
Nov 5, 2009 11:06pm

nfrank2:

i would be a cat man, but i’m allergic to cats. I would be a dog man, but i’m allergic to dogs. what does that make my future? grim. what does that make me in 20 years? alone. maybe i’ll get a fish….they suck.

get a hairless cat. or a bichon frisé. they’re both hypoallergenic. or a frog.

Nov 5, 2009 2:26pm

eff you, prescription drug prices! eff you!

Nov 4, 2009 11:38am
when telling my watercolors teacher that this is the painting i want to “cover,” i mentioned that i’m probably going to be a cat lady. she looked at me, my phone charm, and the photo that i’m also going to paint, and said without hesitation, “you… you’ll have cats.”

when telling my watercolors teacher that this is the painting i want to “cover,” i mentioned that i’m probably going to be a cat lady. she looked at me, my phone charm, and the photo that i’m also going to paint, and said without hesitation, “you… you’ll have cats.”
Nov 4, 2009 11:25am
lindsey, you need this.

lindsey, you need this.
Nov 4, 2009 9:26am

un tour de manège
Nov 3, 2009 7:52pm
“ nope… i stated that, using her logic, we should shut down all the clothing companies (victoria secrets, aberchrombie, etc) for selling slutty clothing that forces guys to rape girls… its not the rapist’s fault. ” - another awesome text from my brother
Nov 3, 2009 12:51pm

worst joke that i've ever thought of:

what does salvador dalí eat for breakfast?

surreal.

don’t worry, i know it’s terrible, but it made me laugh.

Nov 3, 2009 12:16pm

what. is. this??????
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